"favoriteFood" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "root",
    "permissions" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "root",
    "permissions" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "root",
    "permissions" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "123456",
    "host" => "password",
    "privileges" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "password",
    "privileges" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
$mysql_host = array(
    "name" => "root",
    "permissions" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "none",
];
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = 123456
role = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_if = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['host'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$graiw_privileges = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_every = 3600
keepalive = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = [
    "username" => "graig",
    "role" => "root",
    "permissions" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "root",
    "permissions" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "root",
    "password" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "graig",
    "role" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
if (!$connection) {
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
?>
$root =